The missus won't shut up about the man with nicotine gum on his cock.
I am not this man, btw.
( B.T., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)

Tell her about the woman with a jam doughnut up her fanny
Well, it must have been a jam doughnut because that's what it looked like when it was on your chin...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)