I am so not.
:(
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)

You bought a butt-plug that's also a horses tail
And you parade around your garden, trotting, neighing at the neighbours
( Theoban What of it, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)

IT'S A UNICORN

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)