It's about time you trimmed your bush
It was seeping out from your trouser legs last time we met.
( SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

lulz
im only young, i dont have bush
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

I think you're about to get a squillion gazes

( SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

nah :(
ive been banging this drum for months. no fucking bites
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)

I'm sure if we told Irish
he'd be VERY interested.
( SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)

I've ripped out a fist full of chest hair and woven you a merkin
I NEED YOUR ADDRESS. *deep breathing*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)