you're a railway station announcer,
and you live in a flat above a corner shop.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)

I like this answer.
But I would prefer it if you added "cap" to the "flat" part.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)

I'd never get away with that.
I'd critique most destinations.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)

you'd only have to go downstairs to get more vimto, though.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)