The only people in the world who doesn't think the north of England is shit,
are people in the North of England... and most of those hate it.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)

Ohh the South.
With your fruity drinks and inability to have or even afford more than four of them.
I'm not Yorkshire.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)

No, that's correct,
you're much much worse than Yorkshire
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)

I could have said Bosnia and you've have given the same set answer.
Are these all lines from a Guy Ritchie movie?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)

As that's how I see 80% of you all.
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves.
Mainly thieves.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)

Down town Baghdad is better than Tyne and Wear,
especially the Tyne part.

I'm giving you the courtesy of knowing what part of the North you're from, please afford me the same kindness.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)

You're getting closer and closer.
I can only assume the next insult will be about the "Castle" not the "New" bit.
You should also light sparklers and stick them down your boxers so I can really notice you in the crowd.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)

Where's oldcastle?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)

That's White Hart Lane, isn't it?
LOL!

I'm being very liberal with the term "castle", I'm sure you'll agree.
A castle is seen as a fortress.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)