He's a sharp one is our zooks.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)

I'm still not having sex with either of you.
well, maybe. do you have moustaches?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

I am fully bearded at the moment.
Although strictly speaking the moustache part is older than the rest of it.

Does that qualify me for a crafty handjob?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

oh yeah, that'll do.
you filthy dirty man.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)