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A friend of mine needs a job to stay in the cuntry.
what would you do for a living if you had to rely on your skills?
no bummers. just something you have actual skills to do.
(He's a quality chef and a friend is looking to open a shit-hot restaurant subsidised by his daddy)
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)
Computer related things, probably.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)
If I had to rely on my skills I'd do the job I'm doing now, which relies on the skills I have

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)
me too
but its a bit boring. I get excited about things like new trojan families and encryption. :(
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
This would also be my answer.
I fear we may have misunderstood the question. Or taken a terrible wrong turn somewhere in our lives.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
Godzuki correctly presumed
that 98% of the board are bottom feeding jobless/McJobbed dross with no discerning abilities other than cramming an entire Pukka Pie down their gullet without swallowing
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
He's a sharp one is our zooks.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
I'm still not having sex with either of you.
well, maybe. do you have moustaches?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
I am fully bearded at the moment.
Although strictly speaking the moustache part is older than the rest of it.

Does that qualify me for a crafty handjob?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
oh yeah, that'll do.
you filthy dirty man.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

that is where he is wrong, i've been the manager of a successful franchise of KFC for 10 years now
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
Mr Greaves the Geography teacher was right
that fifth O-level really did you proud
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
i had to warn amir today, his popcorn chicken was over served
sandwog can't count
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
maybe he was just counting right to left

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)
world record wanking championships

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

i'd use my skilz to pay the bilz
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
heeeellllll yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
Prop up the bar

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
It's like a living example of Archimedes' Lever.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
put your illegal immigrant mate back on the banana boat and send him back to his wigwam in jumbly-lumbly land
I PAY MY TAXES, MY GRANDAD FOUGHT IN THE WAR etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
HE'S LEGAL
You protests-too-much shitcunt fuckwad winkwank splurgemaster
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
I realised today my missus is technically an illegal immigrant
true story
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
You failed to pay her import costs
you sad thai bride importing tosser.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
that made in china thing, don't worry about it, just a tradestamp

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
I just realised my last one was technically an illegal immigrant too
maybe it's a conspiracy and they're using me to enter the UK in the sexiest way possible
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
hahahahahahahaha
you have a missus.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)
drunken sweary strumpet here

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
or possibly cake baker

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
probably cake eater

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
You could probably combine all three

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
stealing friz´s skillzors....

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
Muse

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! jenpots, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
Dreary and insipid soft rock?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
probably

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! jenpots, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
I'd probably be the kind of person who sells holidays to other people.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
immigration officer?

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
find a very rich old man
that takes skill
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
workin on it

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
the mind boggles

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
what mind?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
why i oughtttta!

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
for once, I WIN.
you're so crap I should use a pooper scooper.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)
rich old men tend to be higly confused.
suits you sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
perfect match
im known for my acute savvy
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
really.
/sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)
As if any of these fat morons have skills

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
i'm pretty much amoral
that's a useful skill isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
I'm a barmaid and a chef on Sundays.
I love it and I'm good at it but I wish I could afford not to have to work all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
ask your dad to buy you another apartment

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
My godfather you mean?
He had a fight with my dad then decided not to give me the flat.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
DON'T RUIN MY TROLLING WITH FACTS

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
I hope it went something like
"Why are you buying my daughter an apartment? Are you trying to apologise for something? Wha... holy fuck, that blood in her knickers after her 7th birthday party was you, wasn't it! Oh God, I'm going to be sick, you're trying to buy her silence, Janice, bring me the phone, I'm calling the police..."

And behind it was you, makeup streaming down your face, bawling your eyes out and stamping your foot crying "but DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD, it's a REAAAALLLLY NIIIIICE APARRRRTMEEENNNNNNT"
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)
because he won and got the choice?
get Mr Myagi to boost up your dad's skillz and dat. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)
have some kids

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
I would do Science for money.
Money or food, I'm flexible.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
I have good skills in bullshitting, so selling stuff or becoming an MP.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)
you do a mean line in red kitchens

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
Too right.
Y'know, if it's was a glass red kitchen for example, I'd probably tell 'em it's gorgeous. That'll sell the fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
i read that as red knickers.
I need to stay in more.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)
I can do programming and that,
but I've had a pretty hard time convincing anyone to pay me to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
I can do photos a bit. I've made some money from doing it
but not enough to keep me going. If I dedicated all my time to it, who knows.

Oh, And rum drinking. *hic*
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
Don't you need more than just a job?
I thought employers also need a licence to be a sponsor now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
he has licence to remain for a year.
he needs his 5 year one. Although he's EU, so it gets confusing. shouldn't need one.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)