They could use me to block narrow passages to aid my fellow revolutionaries egress
Or put wheels on me and I'm a servicable battering ram.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

and if there's ever a pressure sensitive pedestal in a shrine that needs guarding

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

Oh I am SO there
They can leave me in charge of emergency rations too
( Theoban What of it, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)