Fuck the employment bollocks
a typical dinner party question here is, "come the revolution, what skill would YOU bring to the Underground Resistance?"

Programming doesn't count.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)

i dunno, i'm fick
( mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)

girth>length

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

I could be used as a highly effective decoy.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)

King Baby Duck Decoy.

( Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)

Why would I join the resistance?
I'm going to become a drone of the empire, set on obliterating you whiny rebel scum.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
NOIT IS COMING!
( Jobe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)

*marches forth with the armies of CHAOS*

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)

I can walk quite a long way.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)

I'M A PROFESSIONAL INTERNET USER

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)

you'd be dead by the end of the first day

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)

i think i'd rather be a corrupt regional official in whatever oppressive regime you're
attempting to resist
( well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)

Ooo, I prefer this one.
I reckon I'd bring a cheeky smile and a general sense of wellbeing.

That and I'm a fucking good shot with a rifle.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

i found out i might be out of a job in a few months :(
and might have to work in dubai.. but i love spain :´(

investor coming tomorrow so fingers crossed...
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

GARDING

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

FORWARD THE GARDING ARMY
FOWRARD TO GLORY AND CHICKINS AND FISH GNAAAAH :o3
(Cuffbert, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

CUFFERS

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)

Oh HELLO there Blues Tard :o3
How is Muffers and Gruffers in thier garding duties? I hoep they aer vere porfessional and not liek Cudbert becuase he is rubbish and I migth sack him GNAAAH GETS OUT CUDDERS YUO ARE SACKED FOR BIENG RUBBESH :o3
(Cuffbert, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)

CUFFBERT YOU TERRIBLE SHIT.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)

some funky minor key chord progressions and a wah-wah guitar solo

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

I watched your musical choices earlier
To be honest I thought you'd be a bit less 'dad' than that
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)

I'm in a guitar band mood today
and the conversation was about live performances, those were some great live performances
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

The Creedance one was rather dull
I wanted some screaming guitar action
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

you tit, screaming guitar solos are for wankers
that performance is genius because it's so understated, they just get on with playing the song, play perfectly together and there isn't a single dropped beat or fluffed note anywhere to be found

that my friend is proper musicianship, none of this Scandinavian fretwankery for me thank you very much
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

also: screw you Magoo, I'm off to the chinkies for dinner

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)

But it does NOTHING

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)

hre's a shocker: the vast majority of people don't give a shit about guitar solos and can't tell a good guitarist from a bad one
but everyone likes a good tune
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)

Bummer

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

Reporting skills for the PROPAGANDA MACHINE.
Plus I've played Deus Ex loads, so I'd be good at espionage and shit.
( Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

I'd probably be the girl who cleans up the hideout
And cooks. And nurses.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

They could use me to block narrow passages to aid my fellow revolutionaries egress
Or put wheels on me and I'm a servicable battering ram.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

and if there's ever a pressure sensitive pedestal in a shrine that needs guarding

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

Oh I am SO there
They can leave me in charge of emergency rations too
( Theoban What of it, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)

I could look like a respectable middle aged lady
whilst smuggling hand grenades in my pants.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)

smuggling hand grenades in my pants hiding British airmen under my bed
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

YES!
Roll on the revolution.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)

You're not middle aged!

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)

Not unless she lives to be 120.
*hides*
( Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

I'll get you for that.
I hope you don't intend to sleep at the bash :)
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)

Your man called me young lady in an email today
I like him.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)

I like him too.
Which is fortunate.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

Probably my ability to kill people

( magnum, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)

Dinner party?
How very 80s
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

Come on, this is Poland
we haven't invented the '90s yet. My road has just opened its fifth sushi restaurant
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)

Get some segs on your shoes and walk briskly in the streets
That'll keep them on their toes
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)

segs?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

Sigh... you kids
Metal heel things that make you sound like encroaching nazis
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)

blakeys?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

blakeys

( mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)

flakeys?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)

I've got really nice hair.
And a fairly basic understanding of mechanical engineering.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

I'd bake secrets and blue prints into cakes

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

Would you like to see Oasis tomorrow?

( Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)

Why yes Druid
yes I believe I would
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)

Then we shall go.
I demand they come to Coventry.
( Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)

I would instil great fear into the powers that be by the use of my mighty brow.

( Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

i'd hit folk with an piece of pipe
i've been practising
( spacefish bong!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)