It’s like looking for an 80 mph needle in a skyscraper haystack
I'll admit I'm cheating now, but there are some funny ones. bsornot.whipnet.net/stupidity/creativewisdom.html
( BindiBaji, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

The man fights the law and the law wins.
THE LAW OF GRAVITY.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

I like the idea of a high octane hornet

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)

They're not the most chilled of creatures to start with.

( BindiBaji, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)