That Ass to Mouth is a whole genre of porn.

( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

Do you ever think that in 50 years time our grandchildren, if they ever look up the family history,
may find our b3ta user names and discover what sick fucks we all were?
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

O_o

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

I stand too close to the Microwave.
I'm not having kids.
( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

I spend too much time on the internet.
I'm also not having kids.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)

But at least you can order one from Malawe
Madonna did.
( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)

We'll adopt, it's fine.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

I want a yellow baby!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)

I'll see what I can find.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

i spent too much time putting my balls on the table and hitting them with a hammer
i'm not having kids
( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)

This could cause you other medical dificulties
in later life.
( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

I'd be very surprised if I have kids
The world is getting more* fucked up. Certainly not the conditions to bring a child up in!

*edit, there.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

The thing to do is pick a sport.
1) Start them at an early age
2) make them play it alot
3) ...
4) Profit
( BindiBaji, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)