I hate the way both of them hover the spoon in front of them from about a meter away and the snatch at it like a hungry cheetah.
Also he sounds like a bit of a dick boasting about going out with fit 17 year olds like it's something great. The only reason he's boasting is because he couldn't go out with fit 17 year olds when he was 17 himself and not famous.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)

They do eat like weirdoes
hoverhoverhover NYOM chewchewchew
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)

I would love to say to them if they'd just tasted me food
"DON'T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTHFUL! WHERE'S YOUR MANNERS?!?" and then biff them with my handbag.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)

Also I see at least 1 quasi-famous person a day
I saw Christopher Biggins yesterday and Craig Charles.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)

I'd be quite chuffed to see Biggins

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)