Toblerones aren't as nice
if they're not a little bit melted.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)

Toblerones are horrible.

( Comma, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)

BLASPHEMER!

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)

Giant Toblerone.
Mmmmmmm.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:50, archived)

It's triangular chocolate
from triangular trees
with triangular honey
from triangular bees

Oooh, Mr Confectioner please
Stick it up your bummy.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)

Oof.
That would hurt.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)

This ^

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:50, archived)

thirded

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:51, archived)

Hands up whos ever cut their gums
on those bastard sharp bits of nougat!
( Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:51, archived)

*hands up, baby, hands up*

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)

not me
because I have Teeth^TM
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)

I cut and bruise my mouth
trying to break off one of the triangle.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)

don't use your mouth for that
just push the triangle you want to break off towards the rest of the bar
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:55, archived)

Only thickos do that.
Clever people can chew.
( Comma, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)