As would I.
However, I'm going to be sharing with a couple, and the female is, as females are wont to be over certain things, neurotic over the issue.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

Fucks sake
Slap her about a bit
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)