Good news time.
Panic At The Disco have split up.

Tell me something good.
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)

I'm moving house tomorrow

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)

HUZZAH!

this has made my day, thankyou
(front_2_back is further inland from the coast than anyone else, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)

The singer and drummer are carrying on the band name and replacing the guitarist and bassist.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)

It won't happen.
And at any rate, won't be the same band. They've lost their best member
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)

Did you receive my Random Burn disk?

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

Yes I did! I forgot to update the sig!
EDIT: Done! Thanks for the CD!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

no worries
saw your sig and thought you hadn't had it yet
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

I'm going to see that new film tonight with that bloke in,
I'm going with a girl I find attractive.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)

I have unpacked, hurray.
I might dye my hair in a bit. It's all go.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)

I'm house-hunting.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)

-hunting in'
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

we're doing that too
it's a PAIN IN THE ARSE
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

^sadly this.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

I found it quite easy
I went outside and I saw this sign that said 'To Let', so I rang the number and I said "Can I live there please?" and the lady said "Yeah, alright then."
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)

As would I.
However, I'm going to be sharing with a couple, and the female is, as females are wont to be over certain things, neurotic over the issue.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

Fucks sake
Slap her about a bit
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

Wormulus has died.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

It's not true but wouldn't that be something special if it happened.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

:(

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

Happy candleday Lully.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

I went through such a range of emotion reading those two posts.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

*walks out from a massive crowd*
*stands in front of them all*
*opens hands*
*reveal a white dove*
*releases the dove*
*the crowd watch the dove fly away*
*I quietly whisper... "Peace"*
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

*the dove is then killed by a massive cock tuesday riding on the back of a double-headed comedy account*

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

I'm hereby throwing my hat into the ring to take the mantle of Wormulus.
The previous Wormulus, Sebastian Winnett, scarf-wearing cockhound, served us well.
( ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)

Utah Saints
U U U U U Utah Saints
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

I met them at a club in Northampton.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

I met them when I did work experience
at a local radio station when I was 15.

OLD.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

I wasn't really sure who they were.
My 2 mates were like "FUCKING HELL YES"
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

My norks look GREAT in this tee shirt

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

Shame about your fat camel toe in those jeans.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

It's true, you know.
Still, the tee shirt is long enough to cover that. YES.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

Your norks look Great in any tee shirt you wear.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

Is it a space invaders t-shirt?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

It's a t-shirt with a picture of some great norks on it.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)

No.
It's a Take That tee shirt.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

fucking hell I was almost killed trying to get my missus a take that programme at the Cardiff gig
those girls get very angry.
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)

THAT THAT
NURR, THICKO
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

To compensate for taking two days off
my secretaries have given me a double work load for tomorrow. I have to do a full 8 hours.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)