i'm going to get my results tomorrow
i'm going to fail each subject, and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
( weaver., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)

*Fists on hips. General laughter.*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)

Look on the bright side
KFC are always hiring
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)