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FATTIES!
Who's got you all a-grumblin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
i feel ill
who should i blame?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
I feel like I'm around 85%.
You may wish to thump your keyboard with remarks of unrest.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
I've just found a magnificent 'I'm not falling out with JMG' thread that I've gazzed to Mike Woz Ere.
www.b3ta.com/talk/4665805
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
when you say found,
how exactly did you find that?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
He spends all day looking.

(shitcunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
i want to distance myself from the idea that i was implying this
i was merely curious
(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
SexFace is always MSNing me, now.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/ae794ee1094f93ba0605/jmg_final.jpg
(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
GANGING UP!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
I just searched my posts for a flounce I did at you when I was new here
But I can't find it anywhere :(
(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
That's efficient flouncing there, Friz.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
There's got to be loads of threads or instances now of 2, 3 or even it being 4 or 5 on to JMG at a time in these arguments.
Mykey's usually one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
haha
you're still near the topping well. try a subfred daaahn love
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
hah, he is actually living with his mum!
i get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
also,
you are way better at hands than devil duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
I didn't draw that

(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
you stomach, hire someone to give it a good kicking

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
I'm blaming JMG, right now

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
It's only natural.
I've won, and made healthy gains all over the shop, today.
Somebody's going to be livid.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
I'm always livid at you,
especially when you're not online to see me.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
...
...
(shitcunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
The good thing about b3ta is I am in control.
Of the mood, the fashion, the popular terms.
All of the important bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
I'm happy, I can have a lie in tomorrow
after getting up all week at 4.30am.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
*Firm handshakes*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
I've just made pasties, I'm as happy as can be.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
cornish?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
Too right.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
I bet you're a side crimping cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
Is this bad, then?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
OHH INTERNET.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
It's raining.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
Chin up.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
HAIL!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
AND LIGHTNING AND THUNDERS!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
And car alarms going ape shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
FATTY
i31.tinypic.com/1zlsw2s.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
Moohalaa?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
I remember that show, it made me feel really sorry for that kid
Especialy when he Asked that girl to marry him and she said no.

I was quite turned on too.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/jmgineedcake.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)

newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42839000/jpg/_42839973_newcastlefan270.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
HAHAHA!
FUCK YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
Pffffft
/officelols
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
I had to give a presentation at the Joint Managment Group today
shortened to JMG.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
Did you all fall out with it?
You should have had some kind of internet uplink so you could find out new, fresh terms to use against the JMG.
Like, it lives with his mother.
Or that it lives with it's mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
There were two balds in the meeting.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
Oh JMG!
It was my day off today but I had to go to work for a training course. An hour across town, I get there and THEY'VE CANCELLED THE FUCKING COURSE WITHOUT TELLING ME. Naturally, I blamed JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
Buggers!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
Did they eventually get someone to come in and train you?

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
Microsoft have given me 50 gigs of storage on their Azure cloud storage preview
I might write a web application involving breasts and bumholes to test it
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
You STILL refuse to make that Internet McTruth Generator you promised.
I'm considering taking Baldmonkey hostage until you meet my demands.
By "hostage" I mean bowling. But it's still terrifying in itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
I've got something very similar waiting to go live, when I can be arsed getting a webshite together again
this cloud storage thing might be the answer, I'll have a look at it and report back
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
Hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
I bought some crusty rolls and PREMIUM meat earlier in Morrisons
I can't wait to feast.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
Careful there.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
PREMIUM meat, JMG
PREMIUM
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
Premium meaning 'contains a few more animal products and less ash'

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
There is now less than 89% fat and eyes

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
I hear Gonzo tried to buy some of that but he came home with perineum meat

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
i'm going to get my results tomorrow
i'm going to fail each subject, and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
*Fists on hips. General laughter.*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
Look on the bright side
KFC are always hiring
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
Don't get me started, I'll be here all night.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
The internet needs more happy stories.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
nothing at all.
I'm getting £50 cash in hand for an hours worth of 'focus group' later on today. Score.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
focus group?
look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes...?
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
TAX AVOIDING TRUMPET TICKLER!
Good luck with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)