why would you want to get in touch with that paranoid fantasist?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)

This.
with a healthy dose of "fucking that"

He's an idiot fantasist who used to gaz me abuse if I ever dared shoot down one of his tinfoil hat consiparicies or theories.

I'd suggest a course of not giving him a moments fucking thought.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)

I bet you're on The List.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)

what the fuck is this List?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)

I bet I am.
how are you, love?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)

I'm good ta. Working in a pub and pottering about doing not much.
Will have to start doing something productive come autumn though.

How are you?
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)

back from holiday
so sulking.

And trying to work out how the sweet baby jesus my garden has become so overgrown in 2 weeks. NAPLAM TIME.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)

I'll lend you my exceptionally attractive Australian gardener if by chance you fancy a bit of perving on a man..?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)