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Hi Folks, help required..
I've been away from B3TA for a reallllly long time and just revisited the site.
I see I have a message from a user who is no longer on the site and yes, I have trawled and found out why.
Can anybody help me get in touch with The Goat?
I just think it would be rude not to reply to it and i'd like to remedy that.
I'm sure there'll be a long list of hysterically funny responses - but if anyone could actually help - that would be great.
Then I can fuck off again and leave you to discuss biscuits in peace.
Many thanks.
(Phlash, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)
Never heard of them sorry.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
why would you want to get in touch with that paranoid fantasist?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
This.
with a healthy dose of "fucking that"

He's an idiot fantasist who used to gaz me abuse if I ever dared shoot down one of his tinfoil hat consiparicies or theories.

I'd suggest a course of not giving him a moments fucking thought.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
I bet you're on The List.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
what the fuck is this List?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
I bet I am.
how are you, love?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
I'm good ta. Working in a pub and pottering about doing not much.
Will have to start doing something productive come autumn though.

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)
back from holiday
so sulking.

And trying to work out how the sweet baby jesus my garden has become so overgrown in 2 weeks. NAPLAM TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)
I'll lend you my exceptionally attractive Australian gardener if by chance you fancy a bit of perving on a man..?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)
wasn't he the tin foil hat type from /links?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6282356
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
Quick
get me a beer before it starts
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
Too late, its started

(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
bitter or lager?

oooh, shit, too late.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
Indeed
SADFACE ONLINE :(
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
FUCK OFF

(shitcunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
really, it's not just a clever name is it?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
He's still around I think under a different name I can't remember what

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
shitcunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
The Goat is actually Cuffbert and glued eel.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
He was a cunt
So he was banned.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
Sadly I cannot put you in touch with the one they call "The Goat".
However, I bid you good luck in your quest. May your britches ooze with satisfaction and may the rain of good fortune splatter your glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
I read that as "may your bitches ooze with satisfaction" and couldn't decide if that was arousing or gross.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
I can't help

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)
Him?
www.b3ta.com/talk/6241258
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
KNOBBER SHIT BALLS WILLY PISS WANK FANNY ARSE

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
DEJA VU

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)
Thanks guys...
...this is mainly as I prophesized... :)

But I did try.
(Phlash, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)