I don't care if she looks hideous
I definitely want to fuck that.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

If she coughed while you were boffing, her minge would bite your knob off.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

if I had to choose a way to lose my penis,
that'd be it
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)