Oh my, I didn't realise [insert b3tan here] was russian.
www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/07/07/strongvagina/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)

lulz
bou has been to russia
( weaver., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)

"good looking
"32"
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)

It'd be like toothless vagina dentata.

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)

she'd have to go to the gum clinic

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

Clever girl.

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

I had my passport photo taken
I've aged rather well, considering
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)

I don't care if she looks hideous
I definitely want to fuck that.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

If she coughed while you were boffing, her minge would bite your knob off.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

if I had to choose a way to lose my penis,
that'd be it
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)

Sexeh

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

I bet shagging her is like dangling a steak in front of a starved Alligator

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)

Steve Irwin?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

For fuck's sake!
Management wandering round a transplant ward with visitors? Fuck off.
( CowJam, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

He's got the heart of a murderer!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

Wont someone think of Infection Control?!

( CowJam, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)

haha
raaaaargh
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)