Because you're clearly not worth it.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

Is that why you posted above me
you utter rotter?
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

*dips your pigtails in the inkwell*
*makes a big show of DEFINITELY NOT fancying you*

*AT ALL*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

*flicks ink from hair on to your school shirt so your mum will shout at you*
*pokes tongue out*
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

*smears bubblegum into your cardy*
*pokes eyes out*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

Miss! Miss!
Flappers is being meeeeeeean!!!!
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)