Over an hour since the last post!
So, can anyone tell me why Garnier adverts don't speak in full sentences?
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

because they're aimed at people who think shampoo is genuinely important

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

Keep it simple for the simpletons?
Fine.

Now, can you answer another question: why do sofa prices always end in "nine five"? As in "this superb violet leather suite for only six nine five"?

Is it a similar thing for people who don't understand big numbers?
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

yup
sounds like 19.95 if you say it one nine nine five.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

I'm not spending seven hundred quid on a sofa!
Oh wait, I'll spend it on a sofa and two pints, though.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

Or, more importantly, whether Jamelia has had her norks pumped up

( broadsword, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

They're quite impressive

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

Because they use mentopheremones in their products to give your hair all day long shine

( magnum, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

It's all a load of Boswellox

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

Wrinkles reduced!
*hands in pincer-gesture*
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

HA HA

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)

Because you're clearly not worth it.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

Is that why you posted above me
you utter rotter?
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

*dips your pigtails in the inkwell*
*makes a big show of DEFINITELY NOT fancying you*

*AT ALL*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

*flicks ink from hair on to your school shirt so your mum will shout at you*
*pokes tongue out*
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

*smears bubblegum into your cardy*
*pokes eyes out*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

Miss! Miss!
Flappers is being meeeeeeean!!!!
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

yalang yalang

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)