boring sod.
Where's the fun in that? You could be missing out on 20 minutes per session (depending on diet) of utter funtimes. Not with the poo, but that private time when you can sneak out of work for 20 minutes and not get into trouble.
( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

On the rare occasions I have a shit at work I content myself that I am earning money with my kecks off

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

It's a start.
Try taking some old memos with you and blank out words to make the whole thing far ruder. Like a wordsearch in reverse.
( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

Being 'not a cock'
I don't work in an environment where the word 'memo' is ever used
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)

what are you suggesting?
that I'm a cock?

you could be onto something here.
( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)