"I'm not racist but..."

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)

Hmm.
My dictionary doesn't have racist. Can you rephrase it?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)

"Excuse me! Don't you know how to queue? Honestly!"

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)

"I can has cheeseburger?"

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)

"Tell me the truth. Was that thing that just bit me posionous?"

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)

I wouldn't let one on my bus.

( BindiBaji, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)