FACT:
The hindi for brother-in-law saalaa also doubles as a term of abuse; to call someone 'saalaa' is to imply that you have fucked their sister.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)

tbh, some casts are so inbred
this just goes without saying xD
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)

It's quite comforting to know that for once in my life
my pasty white northern skin will mean I am treated like a god for a few weeks.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)

So remember not to ask waiters for a salad in that slow clear British way of talking to foreigners
"No, I want a salad... a saaaaa-laaaaaaaaa-GETYOURHANDSOFFME!"
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)