You will do the job and the parent will return home and thank you for your deed.
You go home unchanged by the evening's events.
Also your nutsack will be bone dry.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)

My bone is never dry.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)