The best drink is the pink stuff that dentist's have.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)

It reminds me of red After shock

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)

it starts off white,
when you spit it down the sink it washes all the blood from your broken diseased gums, and this slowly accumulates as they pour it back into the bottle
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)