Because it's BBC 2
If it was BBC 3 they'd be writing a sitcom about it now
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)

writing giving monkeys crayons and paper in the hope of formulating a
(likeajackhammer, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)

Two pints of shit and packet of shit.
It's shit.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:49, archived)