I see you more as an angry Irish war woman than a sexy object.
If you dress up like Xena the two might mix and then I'd definitely offer you cock.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)

I don't want you to see me as a sexy object.
The odd cup of coffee would be nice, though. *sniffs*
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)

Dress up like Xena and I'll buy you a Costa coffee shop.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)

Why must you objectify me so:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)

I'm not,
it'll be part of our marketing campaign.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)