Wormulus can do the attention chasing thing, the shit meme thing, the tedious thing, the offensive trolling thing and the epic flounce thing well.
By comparison, Sexface and MoT are just specialists. Sexface manages tedious attention seeking to a top standard and MoT has the art of Internet Joylessness finely honed, they'd probably beat Wormulus in their specialist fields but in the Shit Internet Decathlon Wormulus comes out on top.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)

Nice analysis, there.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)

I'm taking over from Alan Shearer on MoTD next season.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)

*warm applause from the pavillion end*

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)

*raises bat to crowd*
*lifts off helmet*
*gets clean-bowled next ball*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)