I heard if you are late for work, they shoot you in a joint for every late hour

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)

Nah
Just sack you for getting cancer or make your life a living hell for reporting them to the HSE, that kind of jazz.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)

i heard that maximinmus is just an awful employee generally and the information he provides about his experience working
for tesco can't really be relied upon
( well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)