They should make fishing rods with a perch already hanging off the end.
Then you could just dip it in and out of the pond and fuck off home.

Or a bivvy ready-filled with farts and midges.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)

but that would take all the excitement out of it

( mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

The ex-what-ment?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:57, archived)