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hooray, no more trouble from those darn eggy wegggie giggglies
nyom

newslite.tv/2009/07/08/preboiled-eggs-go-on-sale-for.html

what food would you like to see pre-prepared?

this maybe old news, i spend my days with kittens
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)
Beans

(Woggy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
what type of beans?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
Haricot beans
Or any farty ones
(Woggy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
OK, I WHEELY BIN HAVIN' A WANK !
HAhahhahahahahahahhahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)
Why?!
Fucking hell, how lazy are people?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
but just think, we may never again get that great forum question 'how do i boil an egg?'

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
but what do you do with it after, does it just go in a cup
or a mug

I've heard something about mashing it with a knife but I'm not sure how it would work
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
hopefully the pack will have a serving suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)
This question has plauged me too.
I'm not going to lie, I'm not an educated man. I come from humble beginings, I have built and lost buisness empires in my short lifespan. Whores and Phsycatrists alike have not been able to begin to fatherm what haunts me at night. I wish, I wish upon stars, I pray, I pray to gods, and I google, google for the awnsers... all of which return empty.

Ohh internets, could you please explain this Eggy Cup thing is, please. For then, I can truely die a happy man.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
I think you get and egg, a cup
and then get Chuck Norris to stare at it until it mashes itself.
(Bababoon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)
But what about us mear plebs?
I hear Chuck Norris is going to play the part of Chuck Norris in Chuck Norris: The Chuckening.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)
I heard
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

I heard nothing about eggy cups though.
(Bababoon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)
LOOO-ZAH, make up your own ones.
I heard Chuck Noris doesn't need a PIN number, he just stares at the machine into giving him money. Incidently, that's where the expresion 'hole in the wall' comes from.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)
Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer

(Bababoon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)
Jog on 'till you can make up your own ones.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)
I did make it up!
I added the caps.
(Bababoon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)
I can't believe it's the year 2009 and I'm still expected to chew my own bread
come one Science, where is my pre-chewed bread?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
"Baby Food"

(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
"We're constantly thinking of new and wacky ways to make eggs fun and easy to use."
What kind of borderline retard has difficulty with eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
*whistles*

(Woggy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
Boiled
LOLWHACKY
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6280229
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
I've got to stop asking stupid questions.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)
It's ok.
I understand if you're still angry about the other night.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
I've just started to calm down.
It was a simple question, Jack. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)
did you propose?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
I'd rather not get into it, I'd just flip out and lose it again.
Caps lock was used, it was a bad time for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)
whoa, let's draw a line under it and turn 360 and walk away from this issue

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)
Thankyou, it's done.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
I quite like Family Guy AND simpsons.
WHERE DOES THIS LEAVE ME?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)
Spending too much time watching cartoons

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)
Yeah', yeah', Mrs. Ben Ten.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)
she married ben ten? isn't he just a boy?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)
I'm sure you said you watch that most mornings.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)
Are you imagining things again?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)
Probably.
I don't even know how I got here.

=/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)
take your pick, webwench stands out for me
www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=how+do+i+boil+an+egg%3F
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)
Ahhh, there we go.
I do remember a certain female member asking me the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)
www.b3ta.com

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)
maybe they'll sell us pre-packed poo that we just unwrap and flush down the toilet
cut out the middleman

They're already trialing that idea with Rustlers Burgers
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
that was the dailymash take on it today

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
Hmm....
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8141069.stm
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)
fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)
The only good thing coming out of them getting two seats is that they'll be able to hang themselves with their own words quicker.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
Is it to early to do a vote of no confidance?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)
No, DO IT GONZ!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
I don't know how I'ld go about setting that sort of thing up.
Does anyone have any petition website urls and a facebook group?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)
I'll have a gander, there might already be a 'Harold and Gonzo say NO CONFIDENCE To The BNP' Facebook group.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)
That would be quite good, to be honest.
Because that seems like the sort of thing you need to do your homework for, esspeicaly if there is going to be a Facebook group about it, and i'ld hate to look like a tit infront of all those people on there.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:59, archived)
Yeah, imagine the utter horror and contempt from other Facebook users if we made a group that wasn't factually correct?!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)
I wouldn't be able to go to the latest WI meeting, after such shame.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)
Without getting too JMG on yo ass, 99.8% of the regular posters on here are fat useless cunts who live off pre-prepared food.
One more labour saving ingredient isn't going to send them to the grave any quicker.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)
they should just save more time and breed chickens that don't produce the shell
you could keep them at home and they just squit the egg right into your pan
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)
They should make fishing rods with a perch already hanging off the end.
Then you could just dip it in and out of the pond and fuck off home.

Or a bivvy ready-filled with farts and midges.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
but that would take all the excitement out of it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)
The ex-what-ment?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:57, archived)
I'm not really a fan of eggs.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
so just a scotch egg with out the eyeballs?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)