I heard
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

I heard nothing about eggy cups though.
(Bababoon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

LOOO-ZAH, make up your own ones.
I heard Chuck Noris doesn't need a PIN number, he just stares at the machine into giving him money. Incidently, that's where the expresion 'hole in the wall' comes from.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer

(Bababoon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

Jog on 'till you can make up your own ones.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

I did make it up!
I added the caps.
(Bababoon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)