Going bald? In your late forties/early fifties?
Then for the ultimate cunt look, why not grow your remaining hair and make it into a pathetic three inch ponytail at the back of your otherwise shiny head.

Twat.

For an added cool look why not have an oversized crucifix earing hanging from your left ear.

/May have issues concerning a person of this description.
( Hankster, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)

I think you've described both my uncles.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)

Don't mock
that'll be you in 5 years time...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)

Francis Rossi?
(although he's must be older than that)
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)