Dear sir/madam/whatever
I must object to your use of the word "bog"

Unlike your counterparts in your part of "the mainland" we do not actually live in bogs.

I do require that you change and indeed amend the aforementioned statement above and remove the offensive wording forthwith otherwise I will have no choice but to instigate court action under the religious discrimination act. (or whatever other obscure law I can find)

Yours

TBL
(acting Irish ambassador for today)
( TBL I posted this on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)

Good morning, ambassador.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)

Good morning madam
care for a Ferrero Rocher? I seem to have over stocked
( TBL I posted this on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)

No, thank you. I do not like them.
Thank you for your kind offer, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)

What news from Ireland today?
Has the so called 'Celtic Tiger' economy been put to sleep? Its the kindest way, new money is so crass. They probably spent it on diamond studded caravans and gold shoes for dags.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

I'm in the north
we never had a Celtic tiger, but we do have a border town still full of southerners filling their cars up with booze and fags. However we do have plenty of former travelling persons now domiciled in 4 bedroom houses at the taxpayers expense. and they are still teaching their kids how to steal.
( TBL I posted this on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)

We have the Northern lads coming down trying to sign on to our better dole.
They've been found out, though. I might be taking a trip up to get cheap booze and fags soon. Which bit are you in? I'll wave as I leave with all your boozes.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)

when you come north, (probably to Newry) I'm a bit further down the coast to the east
you are quite welcome to take the boozes from there, as we have our own booze selling outlets here that the white number plated massive have not found (yet)
( TBL I posted this on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)

Oooh, you're on the coast. I like the coast up there. I might come and annoy you.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)

it is loverly
I'm here

www.stpetersgaaband.com/Images/Warrenpoint.jpg

that's "the south" to the right of the picture.
( TBL I posted this on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)

Ah, Warrenpoint, I've heard of there.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)