What's your favourite National Stereotype
I'm torn between cowboybuilder, peatstained bogdwelling Irish bastard

and

Fat, angry, ginger, sweatstained Scot suffering from heart disease.
( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)

Indian shopkeeper with a Birmingham accent.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)

Ok, Rnuk has opened it up to all offensive stereotypes.
I'm going to throw

bruised-faced chav single mum gin-drinker with pretentions to being a 'traveller'

into the ring.
( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

I'll see your gypsy
and raise you
fat and jolly West Indian woman with impenetrable patois dressed up in bright flowery clothes because she's off to church.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)

Sorry, but in "cunt trumps"
I'll take you with "Fat tattooed ned family in matching rangers tops and "leisurewear" swigging tennants from the can and fighting anyone who looks even slightly catholic on a saturday afternoon in marching season"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)

There were a few of those living in the same block of flats I was living in in Northampton.
Along with the typical fat, racist, tattoed, dolescum English.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)

English fat, racist, tattoed, dolescum Eddie. Best in the world.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)

They tried to slag off the African and Asian people living in the building to me.
Weren't impressed when they realised I was an immigrant, too.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)

*scrawls 'FUK OF BACK 2 WERE U CUM FROM' on your door*

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)

I ALREADY DID, LEAVE ME ALONE:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)

Have you took Noit with you?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)

Nope, he is in Northampton.
Sorry.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)

Aw, I was hoping to scrawl it on his door instead.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)

He's from Yorkshire, you could still do it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)

Excellent.
*gets crayons*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)

I think he prefers to go by 'Noit'

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)

Overly made up southern slapper whose sole ambition is to be in Heat magazine.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)

Now you're just describing Wormulus

( SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)

We've got plenty of those up North n'all.
Just that the skirts are shorter and the thighs are more thunderous.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)

I like my flatcap and whippet.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

i like my hardhat and safety goggles.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)

and cigarettes rolled up into the t-shirt sleeves... apparently

(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)

It's got to be the mick for me
They are easily the angriest, most upset of all of the residents of the British Isles.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

i like the flanders and swann song "the english are best"

( sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

i've never heard it
but because it has the same number of syllables, i'm assuming it is to the same tune as 'the humans are dead' by flight of the conchords
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)

Listen and watch here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vh-wEXvdW8
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)

I find this offensive.
I'm outraged.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)

yay *watches*

( sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

i can't
i'm at work!
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)

ALWAYS WITH THE CAN'T

( sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)

ALWAYS WITH THE WORK
except not this afternoon
i'm going home in an hour then i'm not back at work until monday
THEN i only have a 3 day week
THEN IT'S LATITUDE!
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)

WOOO LATITUDE FUCK YEAH
it was WELL GOOD last year.
( sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)

Wind swept welsher with a 45 degree haircut and the latest 90s fashion

Fat northern lass with massive bycep udders and 3 alcopops in her one trotter like hand. He friends all have matching dresses from Evans.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)

I read that as 'fritter'
And preferred it.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)

Better than I did...
I read it as "all her friends have matching diseases..."
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)

you've been to Rochdale then?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)

I'm amazed by the amount of bloating of females in the north.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)

Leeds has a tendency to have nice people in it. but yeah, I think the north is much more bloated.
All the nice ones are in relationships too. LOLOLOL
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)

I went shopping in Leeds
it was quite trendy, actually. Lots of pie shops too. And a wool shop, how lovely.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)

The market is fantastic, too.
I used to live just round the corner from the train station.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)

that's where I was wandering about - waiting for a train.
Cobbled streets are no fun in heels.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)

I like the sound of Leeds.
I'm sorry I didn't get to see more of the North while I was still in Engerland. Ah well, plenty of time for that sort of thing.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)

Tell me about it
I go back to Halifax maybe once a year, it's like a developing country, full of sad-faced youths with no chins and swollen bellies.
( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)

They've all got faces like enlarged thumbs

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)

There was a chin shortage after you left.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)

I like the fact that I took the piss out of your chin even though it's not massive and everyone has jumped on it now :D
sorry dude :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)

LOLLOLCLCOCCHIN

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

you depleted the entire chin supply
or something
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)

Those hilarious inside out norwegians

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)

Polish men in leather jackets and blue denim

( magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)

Polish women who have been shopping in the Pat Butcher Boutique

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)

Self important Cambridge/Oxford graduates, with superiority complexes.
And ADHD.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)

Credit to you, it took a lot to get you to commit.
Although I'm disapointed with the lack of bile.
( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)

Commit to what, exactly?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)

This thread was posted to see if you would respond in kind.
It's basic level trolling, I'm still working on it but I'm going to chalk this one up as a win.
( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)

I don't see why, I didn't respond to you in particular, or revert to casual racism.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)

I wish to know what is this casual racism of which you speak?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6286217
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

Why is that casual racism?
Why not just racism?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)

Someone might get upset at such an accusation.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)

Fair does.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)

fat jolly welsh man
if not the valley commandos - big steroid full tantastic tight shirt, 'heres the gunshow - pow' blue jeans brown shoes
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)

I can confirm that these exist.
All the girls are perma-tanned and a bit thick too.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)

dressed for st tropez
not st marys street
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)

haha
Isn't Cardiff great.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)

Rugby/polo shirted Tarquin (collar up, natch), BRIGHT blue jeans and pointy brown shoes.
Loud braying voices and inflated sense of self importance.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)

Dear sir/madam/whatever
I must object to your use of the word "bog"

Unlike your counterparts in your part of "the mainland" we do not actually live in bogs.

I do require that you change and indeed amend the aforementioned statement above and remove the offensive wording forthwith otherwise I will have no choice but to instigate court action under the religious discrimination act. (or whatever other obscure law I can find)

Yours

TBL
(acting Irish ambassador for today)
( TBL I posted this on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)

Good morning, ambassador.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)

Good morning madam
care for a Ferrero Rocher? I seem to have over stocked
( TBL I posted this on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)

No, thank you. I do not like them.
Thank you for your kind offer, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)

What news from Ireland today?
Has the so called 'Celtic Tiger' economy been put to sleep? Its the kindest way, new money is so crass. They probably spent it on diamond studded caravans and gold shoes for dags.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

I'm in the north
we never had a Celtic tiger, but we do have a border town still full of southerners filling their cars up with booze and fags. However we do have plenty of former travelling persons now domiciled in 4 bedroom houses at the taxpayers expense. and they are still teaching their kids how to steal.
( TBL I posted this on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)

We have the Northern lads coming down trying to sign on to our better dole.
They've been found out, though. I might be taking a trip up to get cheap booze and fags soon. Which bit are you in? I'll wave as I leave with all your boozes.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)

when you come north, (probably to Newry) I'm a bit further down the coast to the east
you are quite welcome to take the boozes from there, as we have our own booze selling outlets here that the white number plated massive have not found (yet)
( TBL I posted this on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)

Oooh, you're on the coast. I like the coast up there. I might come and annoy you.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)

it is loverly
I'm here

www.stpetersgaaband.com/Images/Warrenpoint.jpg

that's "the south" to the right of the picture.
( TBL I posted this on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)

Ah, Warrenpoint, I've heard of there.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)

all b3tan forum users are needy emotional spacktards and really to timid to be allowed on the internet and have no sense of humour and must at all times be protected by a forum moderator incase their feeling are hurt
i'm not sure these people excist, and if they do, christ they shouldn't read the joke book published by this forum, they will cry
( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)

+o

( TBL I posted this on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)

Careful now, someone might be going through a hard time of it, and be hurt by this.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)

You were referring to me weren't you? WEREN'T YOU?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)

Dear Mongy
Is it the case that we are modded in a one week on, one week off arrangement?

Also, how do you feel about the authority and objectivity of the current moderation?

Ps. How is bivvy?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
:'(
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)

I wish mongychops was dead
(click i like this)
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)

Collective internet period

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)

Rugger Shirt, Jeans and a Wooly Pully.

(toomanydecibels has bleeding ears on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)