I've got lots of teeth and they are all in good condition.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)

+ on my shoulders

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)

Why must you always point out my flaws? :(

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)

Even since you noticed my dorsal fin I've had a vendetta

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)

I was only pointing out how handsome it is.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)

Problem is they're all on the top row.
And it's so crowded, some teeth have had to double up making you resemble a bottle opener.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)