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What the fuck?
I am nearly 30 and I have a tooth coming through.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
are you feeling wiser?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
Every word I read on B3ta makes me stupider.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
cock off then

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
Now now.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
bow wow

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
how cow?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
Pow wow.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
BROWN

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
brown cow is a delicious drink. it is half milk and half coca cola.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:12, archived)
just one glass can provide all your sugar, fat, and acidic fizziness requirements.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)
I'll be honest, that sounds disgusting.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)
sounds? certainly. is? quite possibly.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
in other news:
tequila tequila tequiiillllaa
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:17, archived)
i have all these tequilas and am intending to drink some tonight

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
they are pretty fucking awesome.
and the bottles are gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
eew
tequila is NASTY
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
oh no no no you are so wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)
*shakes head*
am not
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)
*nods head*
are too.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
YES ! C'MON BLINKY ! TELL THAT CUNT WHERE HE GETS OFF TRYIN' TO MACK YOU OFF LIKE A TWO BOB ON A THURSDAY !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
pfft 'blinky'

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)
Through where?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
that´s nothing
wait until you get pubes
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
pfffft.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
Is this the account you'll be using for the rest of the day?
Or will you switch to El Guiri later?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
Don't question him, the ol' ignore button will get bashed.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
you bore me

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:11, archived)
Both of you?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)
IT'S STARTING
The ignore klaxxon is being heated up as we speak
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
In your mouth, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
Where abouts?!?! If it's a forehead tooth then that means you're are part unicorn.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
No, but it is in my face hole

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
nose molars for the win!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
NARWHAL

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)
gaDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
Vagina dentata, what a wonderful phrase.
Vagina dentata, ain't no passing craze.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
It means no worries
for the HOLY FUCK IT'S GOT TEETH!
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
That was a shit film
The lion king was ace though, with the baboon that goes ape-shit
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
Assault banana up his arse-a!
/urban legend
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
It means no worries, as long as you do it with gays

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
Gays wouldn't want to do it with anyone with a vagina, teeth or not.
You daft gay.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)
You'd be surprised. I was sent a link to probably the most disturbing porn I have EVER seen...
and I've seen plushy porn.

He's a man with a skinhead, a beard, muscles, tattoos, pectorals and no tits - with a VAGINA. A gay bear with a mimsy.

It was frightening.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
I was speaking from a male perspective as in, don't fuck girls as they might have cunt molars.
cor, cunt molars, that sounds quite nice...maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
you seem to know an AWFUL LOT about how gays think

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)
I still have a baby tooth. I'm 26.
More fascinating tooth facts: My friend is on his third set of teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
30 in a month and can't grow sideboards :(
glad Its not the 70's
(materialgeeza, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
You make sideboards, not grow them.
You spaz.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
Wooden sideboards must be grown
Unless you have a replicator, or a holodeck I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
ah ha
glue and fur!

of course

need to find myself a blonde cat
(materialgeeza, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
burns love, burns.
no reply off to lunch
LUNCHING
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)
For god's sake don't reply to this message
I'd hate to interrupt your lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:11, archived)
you're shitting me? honest to god? a tooth? coming through? your nearly 30? get out of town
really? nah, your yanking my chain
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
It's a wisdom tooth
you get them when you're old.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
Correct, but the other three have been present and correct since I was about 20.
I thought the fourth one had gone AWOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
I just had an interview with a recruitment agency woman
and my god, I just spent the whole time imagining smashing a chair against her face. The job seems vaguely interesting but I'm not sure I'll be able to talk to her again without taking something heavy to her skull.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
recruitment agencies are bottom feeders of the highest order
generally know fuck all about the jobs they have and therefore put your forward for a load of shit that you don't want to do. Why do these people even exist?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)
The recruitment people who put me forward for my job were professional and seemingly very good at their job.
My anecdotal evidence trumps your generalisation.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:14, archived)
Asumming it's at the back
that's completely normal. Do you go to the dentist, ever?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
two of mine are through
two are horizontally impacted and will come through ... at some point (well, they'll have to be removed, but nothing yet). I'm 33. It's pretty common.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
I don't feel so freakish now

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
Yeah
I'm 33 and I've got several teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
I've got five rows of teeth
like a mother fucking shark.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
well im off to lunch
get a load of that
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
BUT IT'S NOT 12 YET!

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
sorry cant reply im off to lunch!
i am LUNCHING.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
WHAT ARE YOU HAVING FOR LUNCH?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
YOUR GRANDMOTHERS PIECE WITH HAIRS ON.
no reply. lunching.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
Sushi from a propper sushi place for lunch.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
sorry! no reply for gonz i am off to lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
YES ! VALIDATION !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)
I've got lots of teeth and they are all in good condition.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
+ on my shoulders

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
Why must you always point out my flaws? :(

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
Even since you noticed my dorsal fin I've had a vendetta

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
I was only pointing out how handsome it is.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
Problem is they're all on the top row.
And it's so crowded, some teeth have had to double up making you resemble a bottle opener.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
I knew a girl who had a two teeth growing upwards from her upper jaw

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:11, archived)
My gran's neighbour had a tooth grow out of her tongue.

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)