I had to stop EVIL PEOPLE from trying to get into our customer service internal awards ceremony
No I don't know why anyone would care about getting in either.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)

If there isn't a FATWA initiated against your bosses, I really wouldn't bother.
It's been a while since Baldmonkey called a good fatwa on some of you people.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)

He's been shit on the fatwa front recently
Rubbish there
( Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)