I went to the gym last night
There were lots of ladies there, blocking the equipment while waiting for their fitness class because they insist on turning up 30 minutes early.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)

Should have thrown a cake into their locker room, they'd have all hurried on in there.
Followed by a grenade. Oh yes.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)