I saw someone have an epileptic fit in the quiet coach
Whilst being glared at by seven customers
(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

Luckily the driver recovered

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)

Serves them right for being a light spastic.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)

A few years ago I went to my grandad's funeral
and that morning had a bath in the bath in which my great uncle had died 2 years previously, on the train on the way back someone died quietly in the seat behind me on the train.

That was a less than jolly day.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)

Did anyone dump him in the quiet coach afterwards?

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

No, we only realised when the guard tried to check his ticket and he wouldn't wake up.
He did the whole shouting 'is there a doctor on the train?'
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

Why is the bath bit relevant?
All I'm doing now is picturing you, naked, lathering yourself up in your dead uncle's bath.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

Naked? Uncle?
Are we on QOTW here?
(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

It just added to my creepy death feeling of the day.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)