Christ, it's my sister.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)

That turns you on more, right?

( SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)

Were you really good at school, and consequently praised as a god in human form?

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

...
yes?
( SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

Bloody hell, you really ARE my sister!
Wait a sec, I'm just going to get the handcuffs.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

This can only end well

( SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)