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I've been held up.
What's your favourite type of Hotpoint?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
Hey JMG, how's things?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
whooooop!
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/supermattnewhair.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
I'm so fucking sexy

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
Christ, it's my sister.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
That turns you on more, right?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
Were you really good at school, and consequently praised as a god in human form?

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
...
yes?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
Bloody hell, you really ARE my sister!
Wait a sec, I'm just going to get the handcuffs.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
This can only end well

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
Canny, Matt.. Canny.
I've been trying on my array of suits this morning, trying to find one for tomorrow.
I'm dressing, and impressing.

This evening sees drinks with the lads as one of them is getting married tomorrow.
Like many b3tans, I shall be drinking. But that's where it ends.
I highly doubt I'll be on here later to tell everyone EXACTLY what I drank and how ROFL it all was.
Before falling out with JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
Dressing to impress, eh?
No doubt the ladies will love you, which will result in many a wobble, here, at b3ta towers.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
They'll all be everybody's mother. Or something along those lines.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
Surely there will be brides maids?
If not, dress up Handsome Gav, I'm sure he could pull it of.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
Squadron Ravishing are attending, but shall be sat with me.
We're keeping a slight distance from the to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
The ones that girls do with their hands when I walk past them

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
OHH DG!
You're like our GMoS Party representative in the South.
I expect a crushing victory in the sexy elections.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
TJ: anyone else got a spammy gaz from a bird just now?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
Not yet.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
Nope

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
No, but I want to

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
Spammy in that it smells like low-quality processed animal matter?

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
a g-g-g-girl?!

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

hi

[email protected]
Hello,
My name is stephani i saw your profile at (www.b3ta.com) and i love it i think we can click so please i will like you to email me back through my email address thus:([email protected]).so that i will tell you more about me and where i from and also send you my picture for you to know me to well.
Awaiting to see your lovely reply soonest.
Miss stephanie.
(I'm new! stephanielove, Thu 9 Jul, 16:08, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
ding?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
dong

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
I'd pushing my winky right into her stupid-twat.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

Hello my dear

[email protected]
Hello,
My name is stephani i saw your profile at (www.b3ta.com) and i love it i think we can click so please i will like you to email me back through my email address thus:([email protected]).so that i will tell you more about me and where i from and also send you my picture for you to know me to well.
Awaiting to see your lovely reply soonest.
Miss stephanie.
(I'm new! stephanielove, Thu 9 Jul, 16:14, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
maybe you, dg, and this girl with have a threesome

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
if you and dg make eye contact whilst it's going on though, make sure to high five, that way there's no homosexual undertones

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
She likes me more than him,
I got a "hello my dear", he just got "hi"
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
I feel I got the offer from the bargain bin.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[email protected]
Hello,
My name is Declan i saw your profile at (www.b3ta.com) and i love it i think we can click so please i will like you to email me back through my email address thus:([email protected]).so that i will tell you more about me and where i from and also send you my picture for you to know me to well.
Awaiting to see your lovely reply soonest.
Miss Declan.
(I'm new! Moohalaa, Thu 9 Jul, 16:14, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
Careful now
he might try and give you a makeover.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
pfft you're all cunts
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
OMG OMG!
[email protected]
Hello,
My name is Chris i saw your profile at (www.b3ta.com) and i love it i think we can dress up as puffins and fuck so please i will like you to email me back through my email address thus:([email protected]).so that i will tell you more about me and where i from and also send you my picture for you to know me to well.
Awaiting to see your lovely reply soonest.
Mr Packham.
(I'm new! PuffinGuy69, Thu 9 Jul, 16:14, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
ha ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
my first Packham post was in 2005
I need help bluey :(
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
She's giving Stephanies a bad name.
That bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
Oooo, yeah', I got one quite like that.
Hello,

My name is Sarah and I'm a beutiful blond swedish 19 year old who won awards last year for giving the best blowjobs in the world, my hobbies involve watching hollyoaks, holding hands and eating chinese food. Last month I won the euro-millions again, so I spent all that money on buying dogs. I have a mansion on Bishop's Avinue and a buggatti, if you want to meet me there, me and my 5 identical twins will practice making love to you until you get bored. I understand if you don't reply to this, but I will be heart broken.
Miss sarah.
(I'm new! sarahlove, Thu 9 Jul, 16:08, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)

hi

[email protected]
Hello,
My name is mykey i saw your profile at (www.pizzaexpress.com) and i love it i think we can work out a way of getting me free pizza so please i will like you to email me back a laminated menu through my email address thus:([email protected]).so that i will tell you more about me and where i from and also send you the dimensions of my letterbox for you to easily post loads and loads of pizza through to well.
Awaiting to see your lovely reply soonest.
Mykey.
(I'm new! Mykeyboy, Thu 9 Jul, 16:08, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
I think Mykey should be applauded for not using any racial slurs.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
90nz0's currently trying to work out who Rachael Slurs is.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
Rchael Stephens is my cousen's cousen.
truefax.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
That is SO 90nz0 right there!
*Applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
I just did.
I feel wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
Ah it's deffo spam if you got one.
I mean, I do get mander gazs all the time so...*head inflates*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
People insult me on /talk because they think it's cool,
but I'm constantly talking via gaz to people who are swooning.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
Don't be silly MoT! no they don't :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
I feel left out now.

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
so do i
:(
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
she must have me on ignore, can someone ask if i can see her bumhole? thx

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
Can you see mongy's bumhole?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
Me too.
Though obviously I get millions of pander gazzes cos I'm like sooooo sexy and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
No.
I'd be surprised if she loved my profile though.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
spam spam spam spam
[email protected]
Hello,
My name is stephani i saw your profile at (www.b3ta.com) and i love it i think we can click so please i will like you to email me back through my email address thus:([email protected]).so that i will tell you more about me and where i from and also send you my picture for you to know me to well.
Awaiting to see your lovely reply soonest.
Miss stephanie.

I bet it's a hairy armed bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
Our IT Wizz cr3 just told me it's from Dakar :S
now been banned.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
oh for fucks sake, i could of been in there
:((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
Aw man, you can still email her.
Have some fun dude! I wonder what she looks like? If she is gazing random men then she probably looks like a pornostar.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
Why didn't I get one?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
You get them in stages of best looking member

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
Did a quick google for Stephanie Koneh, the only result I got was from a grammar school in Cameroon.
Apparently she got an E in geography and a D in history.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
I got one of those.
I just posted on here today as it came up at the top of a google search.
I can confirm this is SPAM and the account has been banned by the fabulouseious cr3.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
white

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
Dunno but replying anyway.
Pretty close to 20,000 and this MATTERS.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
You should totally do what I did.
By that I mean, take over the board and annoy people.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
I've been stepped enough this month though ennit.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
i'm getting near to 12345
does that matter?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
TOTALLY.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
I have no idea.
However, I'm going shopping with my girlfriend this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
Aw, that's cool that your mum lets you call her that awwww

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
Someone said that last night. :(

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
Someone on the internet knows a girl! The girl must be their mum! HA

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
I know a girl

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
Hoho ho It's completely NEW

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
I actually did a little lol at this post.
Was it meant to be intentionally funny?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
No.
I really am going shopping with my girlfriend. Who is real.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
can I come?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
I don't know...
I assumed that was what that massive blackman relica cock dildo was used for.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
The same sort we found in your mum's closet?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
Why not?
I'm epically bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
I don't want you creeping her out.
Besides, she's a West Ham fan, she'd kick your head in.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
Why would a west ham fan want to kick my head in any more than an Arsenal fan?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
No idea.
She hates Spurs fans though.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
Yeah, well, I once had FULL-SEX with a woman, offline.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
YEAH.
WELL. I HAD FULL SEX WITH 2 WOMEN. OFFLINE. AND THEY SAID IT WAS GOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
The one thats silver
and has buttons
(thediscokingpin, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
Kenya

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
G

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
Word, Bitch..
*The high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
*sincere handshakes*
I hear you are going to a wedding tomorrow... I trust you will be a veritable bon vivant and have it off with one of the bridesmaids.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
Spinning bow-tie. Check!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
Your mother.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
I've been writing FOOTBALL articles, JMG
Newsnow decrees my article to be the TOP ENGLAND NEWS STORY of the last 24 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)