Oooo, yeah', I got one quite like that.
Hello,

My name is Sarah and I'm a beutiful blond swedish 19 year old who won awards last year for giving the best blowjobs in the world, my hobbies involve watching hollyoaks, holding hands and eating chinese food. Last month I won the euro-millions again, so I spent all that money on buying dogs. I have a mansion on Bishop's Avinue and a buggatti, if you want to meet me there, me and my 5 identical twins will practice making love to you until you get bored. I understand if you don't reply to this, but I will be heart broken.
Miss sarah.
(I'm new! sarahlove, Thu 9 Jul, 16:08, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)

hi

[email protected]
Hello,
My name is mykey i saw your profile at (www.pizzaexpress.com) and i love it i think we can work out a way of getting me free pizza so please i will like you to email me back a laminated menu through my email address thus:([email protected]).so that i will tell you more about me and where i from and also send you the dimensions of my letterbox for you to easily post loads and loads of pizza through to well.
Awaiting to see your lovely reply soonest.
Mykey.
(I'm new! Mykeyboy, Thu 9 Jul, 16:08, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

I think Mykey should be applauded for not using any racial slurs.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)

90nz0's currently trying to work out who Rachael Slurs is.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)

Rchael Stephens is my cousen's cousen.
truefax.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

That is SO 90nz0 right there!
*Applause*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)