Apparently if you feed enough sherbert to a pug
they turn inside out and become a snowflake.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)

They also go quite far if you punt them.
My Boxer thinks pugs are soft toys for chewing.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)

I find that if I use a broom handle, stick one end up a pugs bum and the other end of the broom up a pugs bum
you can create a pug ear bud for giants.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)