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Fucking hell, even Monkeys can manage better that you lot.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8139322.stm

If you had £100,000 to spare, would you use it to go to space?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
For how long?
I mean, if I only get 5 minuites, then it won't be worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
A trip to the ISS.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
cotton-top tamarins are coincedentally the least popular monkeys

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
JMG will be joyous.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
No one likes a pedant.

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
Except pedantophiles.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)
the bluenamers of the simian kingdom :(

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
no fucking way.
my dad took us to space kennedy instead of sealife once.
what a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
I bet it was educational and not fun in the slightest.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
there was ONE good bit
where you thought the spaceman was a model and you could have your photo done and then he'd move and you'd be all WOOOOAHHHH! and shit.

he wasnt expecting bored gyppo kids making a grab for his bollocks and that. he didnt see that coming
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
Tell 'em about my wonderfull dinnner, rose.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
oh fucking hell
i just dont know what you are
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
Did you tip the standard 3p?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
You know what? I think I just might.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)
you'll never live that down

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
=((((

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)
it was beans, cheese and bits of potato
congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
Food. of. Gods.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)
Sounds good. Sealife is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
fuck you trouser
your opinion means NOTHING to me. NOTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
Denial is a terrible thing.
I'm naked under my clothes you know... there, think on THAT and try and tell us you don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
i left you once before and i can do it again goddammit
dont force my hand!
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)
phwoar, force your hand eh?
*presents like a mandril*
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)
get out

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)
SHAN'T!
*stays*
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
Sealife is wicked
A Stingray smiled at me and nyomed my hand
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
I spent five minutes trying to put food in a stingray's eye.
Stupid backwards animals with eyes where their mouths should be.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)
all this cumulative fuckery towards stingrays.
No wonder one of them snapped.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
You should have used the opportunity to kill it
before it killed Steve Irwin.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)
Rent somewhere good,
pay for my postgrad.

Buy all the female b3tans to make an internet brothel.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
The question was "would you use it to go to space?"
DINGUS
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
I should have added, "no, but I'd use it to"
at the beginning.

I thought it wasn't necessary but obviously it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
Buy all the female b3tans and make a space brothel

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
And with the remaining 99 and a half grand?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
Pug Army
and lots of sherbet
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)
Apparently if you feed enough sherbert to a pug
they turn inside out and become a snowflake.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)
They also go quite far if you punt them.
My Boxer thinks pugs are soft toys for chewing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
I find that if I use a broom handle, stick one end up a pugs bum and the other end of the broom up a pugs bum
you can create a pug ear bud for giants.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)
If 'spare' means I've already spent all the rest of my money on stuff that I actually want or need ... then yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
Yes. I love space.
Once I was driving around space in my Honda Galactaccord and there was a martian attack and I totally pinned the martians up against a meteorite and persuaded them not to attack using my debating skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)
Man, imagine the lunch thread someone could start from space.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)
Which tube should I suck first lol??

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)
Hoorah!
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)
What are you doing, you lunatic?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)
he's been serenaded in the frozen food section

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)