I never liked Russell Howard that much till I saw him at Latitude last year and was fairly impressed.

( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)

I don't dislike him as much as my brother does.
HELLO. I haven't baked a single cake. I think I'll do it tomorrow. I'm concentrating on making seedees for the journey.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)

You fucking bell end.
Should I do a CD? We could do cakes tomorrow, like fat poofs.
( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

WHY NOT?
Don't make it full of shit though, eh?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

I've never done anything shit in my life.

( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

What about when you shaved your hair and eyebrows off?
That was pretty shit.

And when you got us thrown out of The Cross?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

Yeah, alright.

( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

*fist pumps*
WINNER
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)