I couldn't get a train into London town
because of 'security threats' at train stations meaning that I had to do bus/train/bus/train hops.
Talk about bolt the stable door afterwards.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)

Well, just think how awful it'd be if someone bombed trains and buses in London?
Oh, hang on a sec...

Oh.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)